Dove Cameron Naughty Christmas Nude Photo

19-year-old Disney star Dove Cameron celebrates the birth of the Jew God Jesus by flaunting her nude body on Christmas day in the photo above.

It is not surprising to see that there are so few presents under Dove Cameron’s Christmas tree as she has certainly been a naughty girl this year, with this nude photo just being the slutty icing on the Christmas cake.

Seeing Dove’s tight naked nubile body in this photo has caused my candy cane to grow rigid with approval. If Dove were to renounce her pathetically moronic hippie Hebrew religion, and accept the mighty Allah as her lord and master she may just get a big batch of my warm man nog shot down her throat. Certainly that would more than make up for Santa snubbing her, for there is no greater gift for a woman than having their belly stuffed full of potent Islamic ball frosting.