Justin Bieber Paternity DNA Test Results

Justin Bieber, after being accused of being the father of Mariah Yeater’s baby, took his case to the world’s top authority on paternity tests, daytime talk show host Maury Povich. And the Justin Bieber paternity DNA test results are in,

Justin is not the father! This should come as no surprise to many who feel that Justin couldn’t possibly father a child considering he is a blatant homosexual, and/or some sort of weird mutant transgender.