Cameron Diaz makes her nude debut on the big screen in the horribly unfunny romantic comedy “Sex Tape”. Instead of paying for Jason Segel to co-star the producers should have bought a time machine, traveled back in time 20 years, and filmed Cameron nude when she was still attractive and people gave a damn about her.
#9 Shailene Woodley – “White Bird in a Blizzard”
Shailene Woodley gets naked repeatedly while having sex with random guys during a snow storm in “White Bird in a Blizzard”. This type of winter whoring makes one wish that global warming wasn’t a myth.
#8 Keri Russell – “The Americans”
Keri Russell shows off her surprisingly toned backside in this nude scene from the TV show “The Americans”, on which Keri plays an undercover KGB spy who goes around sleeping with Washington DC bureaucrats for useless bits of information.
#7 Nathalie Emmanuel – “Game of Thrones”
Nathalie Emmanuel displays her shameful mocha nude body while cleaning her filthy slave snatch in this scene from HBO’s “Game of Thrones”.
#6 Lizzy Caplan – “Masters of Sex”
Lizzy Caplan goes fully topless while reenacting a typical sexual encounter with a limp-dicked infidel male in this scene from “Masters of Sex”.
#5 Eva Green – “300: Rise of an Empire”
Eva Green gets naked a pounded hard from behind in this scene from “300: Rise of an Empire”. Of course in typical Jewish slut fashion, after getting deep dicked Eva immediately double-crosses her lover and takes him captive. She will then no doubt harvest his organs, and sell them on the Tel Aviv black market.
#4 Scarlett Johansson – “Under The Skin”
Scarlett Johansson makes her big screen nude debut in “Under The Skin”, and in doing so causes “Under The Skin” to set the record for most disappointing film ever, surpassing “Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace”.
#3 Olivia Wilde – “Third Person”
Olivia Wilde displays her perky little breasts and slightly saggy butt in “Third Person”. Which is a fitting title for the film considering it is #3 on our list, thus making Olivia the third person we will be stoning.
#2 Stacy Martin – “Nymphomaniac”
Stacy Martin brilliantly portrays the sex life of a typical single infidel woman in “Nymphomaniac”. Of course what probably made Stacy’s performance so good in this film is the fact that in real life she is just as big a whore.
#1 Alexandra Daddario – “True Detective”
There can be no doubt that the #1 celebrity nude scene of 2014 was by Alexandra Daddario in the HBO series “True Detective”. Alexandra’s tits and ass are the most righteous in heathen Hollywood, so really the only thing bad that can be said about this scene is that Woody Harrelson’s inbred Texas face is in it.
#Bonus Lea Seydoux & Adele Exarchopoulos – “Blue Is The Warmest Color”
As heathen Hollywood descends further and further into peddling depravity, it is the duty of us righteous Muslims to pay close attention to the harlots they employ so that we know who to lapidate first once we conquer the West.
That is why we have compiled the top 10 celebrity nude scenes for 2014. As you can see in the videos below, this was an epic year of nude degeneracy in both movies and television.
#10 Cameron Diaz – “Sex Tape”
We have included the bonus video above of Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos’ epic lesbian sex scene from “Blue Is The Warmest Color”, because the film came out at the very end of 2013 and so it didn’t make last year’s list despite it being one of the most immoral sex scenes ever captured on film.