The video above features the complete compilation of actress Ellen Page’s nude scenes… Of course we know for sure that this is the complete compilation of Ellen Page nude scenes, because Ellen recently announced that she is now a “man” who goes by the name of Elliot Page.
Yes, it is certainly the opportune time to look back over all of Ellen’s sickeningly sinful nude work, for according to the United Nations Transsexual Transition Commission (UNTTC) we have 48 hours to view some of this material before it technically becomes gay porn.
However, Ellen’s best nude scenes in which she lesbodykes out with Kate Mara in the film “My Days of Mercy” will now actually become more halal, as it will be classified as a heterosexual sex scene… A confusing situation to be sure, and we will certainly need guidance from the Islamic High Council to determine if Ellen/Elliot should be stoned or simply thrown off of a building when administering Sharia justice to her/him/ze/za.
