Emma Watson appears to have filmed a new sex tape with her new boyfriend in the video below.
It seems to be a rite of passage of sorts for Emma’s numerous lovers to record her having sex with them, as proof that they banged a “movie star”. And as you can see from the photo below, this goofy looking scrub is going to need all the evidence he can get to convince his friends that he actually did slip it in Emma.
Of course us pious Muslims would never doubt for a second anyone’s claim that they slammed Emma’s sin holes, as she an extremely degenerate whore… And by her own admission on her t-shirt in the pic above, she is a “Free Woman” meaning that one does not have to pay a single dinar for access to her orifices.
In fact, since Emma considers herself something of an “intellectual”, no doubt the best way to get her in bed is to quote some feminist deconstructionist tripe…
Or have her sign a copy of “The Handmaid’s Tale” while slipping her a sexually explicit note and a hotel room key.