For this week’s Throwback Thursday we take a look back at Maud Winchester’s nude scene from the 1984 film “Birdy”, which we have color-corrected and enhanced in high definition in the video below.
As you can see, in this scene Maud tries to procure a potential suitor, so she offers up her nude breasts to be inspected and weighed for both the quantity and quality of milk that they may provide future offspring. After a few short jiggles the man in this scene is underwhelmed with Maud’s boob bags, and declines to speak to her father about purchasing her.
While us pious Muslims certainly don’t dispute this guy decisions, as Maud was already an old maid at 20 years old at the time… We do take issue with his lazy evaluation process. For to truly get a sense of Maud’s mammaries milking capacity he should have roughly tugged on her teats some, and then suckled her tit sacks for at least a minute or two.
