Meghan Markle is once again embroiled in controversy after what appears to be a sex tape video (above) of her cheating on her husband Prince Harry was released online. In her defense Meghan claimed that the man in the video told her that he was “the President of Europe”, and that she hoped that she would be able to negotiate the “hard Brexit” that she had heard so much about in the papers.
Luckily we were able to track down Meghan’s lover in this sex tape, one Chester Flufferton who works as a gardener at Meghan’s home in Windsor Castle. He told us that he did tell Meghan he was Europe’s President, but as a joke and frankly he was surprised when she let him smash. Adding that normally he is “not into Puerto Rican chicks”, but he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to have sex with a royal.
Meghan’s heart may have been in the right place even though her vagina wasn’t, for she was no doubt feeling the pressure to impress “that old cracker” (as Meghan affectionately refers to the Queen) after the slutty braless pokies photos below of a then 22-year-old Meghan were recently uncovered.
Of course this isn’t the first time that Meghan’s checkered past has come back to haunt her and it certainly won’t be the last…
For this old mongrel mulatto whore was passed around heathen Hollywood for decades before Prince Harry decided to debase the British royals by marrying her.
