Glorious news brothers! We have just received a report that the celebrity nude leak wing of ISIS has acquired future English Princess Meghan Markle’s nude photos, and that they have leaked a preview of them (as you can see in the pics above and below) along with a list of demands.
Demand #1: The immediate withdrawal of all UK troops from Muslim holy lands.
Demand #2: The abdication of her throne by the Queen in favor of the rightful ruler of the future Caliphate of Britainstan, Muslim Mayor of London Sadiq Khan.
Demand #3: The delivery of no less than 3 dozen of the finest sheep in England (to be judged by both the fullness of their coats, and the attractiveness of their hindquarters) to a yet to be disclosed location on the Syrian/Iraqi border.
As you can see from the list above our brothers in ISIS’s demands are extremely reasonable, and with the British royal crown already teetering on the edge of collapse due to the immense shame of having a savage Sub-Saharan like Meghan marrying into the family, we fully expect them to comply to keep these scandalous nude photos under wraps.
