The video below features Olivia Wilde’s nude scenes from the film “Third Person” color-corrected and enhanced in ultra high definition.
While there is certainly no denying that Olivia’s naked body is a vile and sinfully offensive sight to behold, us pious Muslims find that she does possess a couple of redeeming attributes. The first is that her tiny tight tush is extremely reminiscent of the one’s on our beloved bacha bazi (dancing boys)… And the other is that with her strong square jawline she can take a punch, and so after a righteous beating she won’t be sidelined from dick sucking for long.
Yes, this video has helped secure Olivia’s place in the coming world Islamic caliphate getting her poop chute and smug mug pounded… A tremendous honor to be sure.
