Actress Mila Kunis appears to have traveled to her heathen homeland of Ukraine to have sex with Russian troops at the border in a last ditch effort to stop an invasion.
According to sources, Mila Kunis has assured her fellow Ukrainian people that there will be no Russian invasion, as she will not rest until she gets her sex holes slammed by every solider Putin puts forward… Then the only thing they will be invading is their local pharmacy to fill prescriptions for penicillin and Valtrex.
Yes, it certainly is courageous of Mila to take on the entire Russian army while armed only with her well used orifices… But with that said, Mila has no doubt faced worse while whoring herself on the set of “That 70’s Show” as a teenager.
Date: May 11, 2022
